Erectyle Dysfunction

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                       EDC TYLE DYSFUNCTION - Pink Guy
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Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard E A D G B E

Intro Riff
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Main Riff (repeat until end)
E|-3---2------3---2------3---2----
B|---1---4--4---1---4--4---1---4--
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E|--3---2---------------------------
B|4---1---4--4----------------------
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Lyrics:

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My dick don't stand like a fat kid 
in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm
 in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life
 depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom 
trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall 
straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz I'm limper 
than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard cock is on
 my wish list
My dick is so small these haters on 
my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level 
so fuck y'all
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't 
lying like Pinocchio
Sorry Gepetto how could anybody pull
 strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD 
(ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it 
like this
If you want respect then hop off my 
dick
Ironically i go hard though