Fried Noodles

What happened?

His head fell off!

His head fell off?

Yeah, he was pretty old

Oh, that's it! I've had it with this
 dump!

We got no food, we got no jobs, our 
pets heads are falling off!

 F             F
Pussy, pussy, pussy
F#
Can't you see
     F             F         F#
You bitches can't do it like me
 A# G# F            F
Motherfuckers stay mad
       F#
Like I killed their mom or something
            F           F
If you really didn't care
          F#
You'd let it be

F                F        F#
I've been dying since day one, but 
y'all knew that
    F           F
My dick is like Americans
F#              A# G#
Too fat, but dangerous
F         F      F#
I'm the grimiest motherfucker to 
walk this earth
      F       F                  
The shit I do is way below dirty 
F#
sewers, a connoisseur
F             F
I'm a flying reptile
   F#
A pterodactyl on Adderall
      F               F           
I've got a bunch of scales that I 
F#
dug up
                   A# G#
You've never heard at all
    F      F          F#
Oh! Eat a dick little faggot, jeez! 
And furthermore
         F              F
You're trying to scrap with me
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              F#
I don't beef, faggot, I'm herbivore
F  F
Hmm
F#
I crawled into the industry
   F         F
A saturated circus
  F#                A# G#
Manipulating like Hillary
F        F
They say I'm crazy
    F#
But lately I've been defending me
         F          F
Because take a look around, 
motherfucker
   F#
Everyone's digging me

   G                           C
I live in a constant state of fear 
and misery
Cm                G
Do ya miss me anymore
    G                          
And I don't even notice when it 
  C
hurts anymore
    Cm
Anymore, anymore
    G
Anymore

 F             F
Pussy, pussy, pussy
F#
Can't you read
       F         F            F#
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
 A# G# F             F
Motherfuckers still mad
       F#
Like I killed their mom or something
        F            F
If you really didn't care
                 F#
You'd let me eat

 F           F
Here we go again
          F#
I'll make jokes about your estrogen
         F              F         
That's pretty much the rest of 
  F#
this song
                A# G#
I'm roasting everything
F      F           F#
I'm a weird little entity that'll 
enter titties
 F       F                      
And bust all over the tummy and 
F#
little nippies
F           F        F#
I know I'm morbid at times, that's 
how I like to be
      F              F
They call my dick a mammoth
       F#                 A# G#
You're salty you got a micro-d
F        F
Classic penis joke
F#                         F
Inserted with appropriate timing
           F                   F#
Because if I ain't got a penis line 
I ain't dining
F   F        F#
No homo, but seriously I'm getting 
faded
        F            F
And my life is like my vids
    F#                 A# G#
Low budget and underrated
 F              F        F#      
Kids, the only way to succeed is 
                     F
to chip away at the soul
           F
And hope that by the time you get 
there
F#
You ain't singin'

   G                           C
I live in a constant state of fear 
and misery
Cm                G
Do ya miss me anymore
    G                          
And I don't even notice when it 
  C
hurts anymore
    Cm
Anymore, anymore
    G
Anymore

Don't take the lyrics too seriously

I don't really give a shit