I Will Get A Vasectomy

E         F#m
Why are kids so fucking stupid
            B
Did their parents not beat them hard
   A     B       E
enough-enough-enough?
E          F#m
I try to empathize with teens
        B
Because when I was younger I was 
stupid
  A   B   E
too-too-too It's true
E                        F#m
But then I realized that I was never
 this stupid
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       B
My friends were never this stupid 
y'all are just
   A     B     E
 dense-dense-dense
E                 F#m
Like damn I'm really really 
concerned
  B
I wish your father would use that 
wooden
  A    B      E
spoon-spoon-spoon Just fucking beat 
them already

E             F#m
Listen kids being edgy is okay
           B
But the same ten jokes in a row 
that's not
  A    B    E
okay-okay-okay
E             F#m
Like damn is that all you can come 
up with
           B                       
If you're gonna be racist at least 
    A      B     E
be original please Yeah we're dead 
serious
E                               
If you're under seventeen please 
F#m
don't ever talk to me
 B                               
You think this is part of the act 
                    A     B     E
but please don't come near me