F           Bb               F           Bb
  Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
                    F            Bb
  You should really kill yourselves. (x2)

  F
  PooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
  Bb
  Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
  F
  So fucking delicate like mommy’s fine china
  Bb
  If you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
  F
  I got a message for these little fags trynna
  Bb
  Be a mommy’s boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
  F
  Looking like they just had a gyne-
  Bb
  cologist stick five fingers in your ass,
     F
  no lube, so what'cha gonna do?
            Bb
  If you’re number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2
  (Oh)

N.C.
  Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I’m hearing it
  You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
  (Oooh)
  Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna

     F
  My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
  Bb
  I only joke about diseases, a reference that only you can catch
  (Ew, oh my god.)
F
  And if you think you’re fucking grown up
  Bb
  Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
  F
  Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
           Bb
  Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch

  F
  Go outside and ride a bike or something
  Bb
  And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
  F
  And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
  Bb
  Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it’s your Google Glasses
  F
  Never mind faggot,
       Bb
  just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot
  F 
  I’m not done yet, you get up and you go home
  Bb
  Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
  F
  And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
  Bb
  And then you can hang yourself

N.C.
  Is that the end of the story?
  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son

  F           Bb               F           Bb
  Kill yourself, please please kill yourself
                    F            Bb
  You should really kill yourselves. (x2)