Nickelodeon Girls

C#m          Ab
Dan Schneider  bring all my bitches 
back
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I need all my bitches, I need all my
 bitches The new shit you put out is
 wack
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Dan Schneider I'm just trying to get
 an erection
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But now that these kids looking 13
           Ab
 and under My penis will suffer

[verse]
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Dan fucking Schneider (Schneider)
Ab
This ain't a fucking game, bitch
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I wanna watch a sitcom
Ab
With my hand on my dick
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I wanna see a titty (titty)
Ab
Not fucking kid shit
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Return all the hot chicks
Ab
Or you gon get it bitch

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ICarly, iCarly
Ab
I don't care if you look like 
Michael Jackson
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As long as you giving me action
Ab
And Freddy gon' film the reaction
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Sam gonna join in
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And suck me a fat one
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Nickelodeon girls
Ab
Can't live without 'em (whew)

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[verse]
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Ariana Grande
Ab
I know I drive a Hyundai
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I can put you in a coma
Ab
Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
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My dick put you in a coffin
Ab
All night screaming and tossing
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Victoria Justice
Ab
I know you tryna touch this

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Lizzie McGuire is tight
Ab
But I bet Zoey's tighter
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You can find me in her bed
Ab
Digging through that vaginer
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Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
Ab
But you can still have my babies 
(whew)
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Go down like a dog with the rabies
Ab
Y'all can't save me

[bridge]
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Uh, a little bit of weed, hard 
liquor for the ladies
Ab
Got me feeling like a young Dan 
Schneider from the 80's
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With a Jewish law firm and an all 
black Mercedes
Ab
She playing with the balls like 
Brady (ay)
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Fuck off with the shitty little kids
 with their stupid shit
Ab
I only wanna see the ones with a 
body fit
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And I don't want to be the one to be
 a little bitch about it
Ab
But I'm just saying what everybody 
is thinking (hahahahaha)

[verse]
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Where the titties at?
Ab
Dan Schneider why you ruining your 
business?
C#m
You realize I'd probably buy cable
Ab
If you keep all the girls and the 
ratings all stable
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Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young 
baby in the cradle
Ab
Cuz I'm not a pedophile

[bridge]
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The girls I have sexualized are 
         Ab
all in their 20's and 30's 
(Disclaimer!)
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I'm not saying you should change all
 the bitches
Ab
But at least something after 10:30 
(30!)


[chorus]
C#m          Ab
Dan Schneider  bring all my bitches 
back
C#m                   Ab
I need all my bitches, I need all my
 bitches, I need all my bitches back