Ramen King

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Ohayōgozaimasu. Kyō wa rāmen o 
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tsukurimasu. Tanoshimi desu ne. Ja,
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 hajimemashō.

[Verse]
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Yo, I still masturbate while eating 
top ramen
G
At a faster rate in the bigger 
quantities
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It counts as rape when I'm slurping
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 at this unbelievable pace
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I turn the temperature up all the 
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way to sweat up on my face
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If you give no effort, if you got 
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no money
Then I got a cheap method
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Crack it open throw it in a pan and 
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let it cook bitch
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Now that's a real education fuck 
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books
             D
If you wanna make it in college 
acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
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Mad knowledge on these pussy ass 
canned goods
D
We got chicken and beef to boost the
 manhood
        G
Anybody want a piece of me will have
 to get this ramen first
Am
Start with the shrimp and then the 
fire
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If you're fully blazed then this 
shit'll get you higher, hah
N.C.
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for 
a dollar
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             D
Unbelievable pricing that's the 
future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
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This shit'll fill you up when 
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you're feeling like an African
D
Come back when you're in the state 
that I'm in
G
And say "Hi" to my homeboy top ramen