Konnichiwa senpai, please notice me
I watch asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo
I live in my mom's house, I'm like thirty two
I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But I will always be one step ahead of you
'Cause I read the manga
(You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even japanese bro)
I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me
'Cause all'o'sudden, I think I'm japanese

Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo

A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is so over-rated)
A dirty weeaboo (you wanna see my katana collection)
A fucking weeaboo (I'm learning japanese on rosetta stone)
A disgusting weeaboo (so I'm like basically japanese now)
I sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet
About atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries
I learned a bit of japanese
So now I'm qualified to be a part of their community
So I made my avatar a kawaii waifu

Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo

Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo
Yes I'm a weeaboo