Konnichiwa senpai, please notice me I watch asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo I live in my mom's house, I'm like thirty two I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo Sticks and stones may break my bones But I will always be one step ahead of you 'Cause I read the manga (You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even japanese bro) I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks All my friends and peers are ashamed of me 'Cause all'o'sudden, I think I'm japanese Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is so over-rated) A dirty weeaboo (you wanna see my katana collection) A fucking weeaboo (I'm learning japanese on rosetta stone) A disgusting weeaboo (so I'm like basically japanese now) I sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet About atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries I learned a bit of japanese So now I'm qualified to be a part of their community So I made my avatar a kawaii waifu Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo Yes I'm a weeaboo