Mama Shes Lazy

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Mama, I’ve found someone, like you said I took her home
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She has no snout | but she’s no doubt | the biggest pig I’ve known
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I thought that she |would help me out | with the laundry and the chores
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But there are those who won’t wash clothes
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And guess who’s scrubbin’ the floors.


[Chorus 1]
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Mama she’s lazy, lazier than me,
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And on my couch | is where she sits,| she’s always gonna be
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I never slept that long; she beats all I’ve ever seen
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Mama she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me.


[Verse 2]
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And Mama, you always said, “Get the lead out of your pants.”
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But that old phrase | don’t phase her days | she’s always in a trance.
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She’s hung up on | the movie stars | on the afternoon TV
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And now I’m concerned | she ain’t worth a dern
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And I can’t even get her to leave.


[Chorus 2]
G          C
Mama she’s lazy, lazier than me,
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And on my couch | is where she sits,| she’s always gonna be
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She’s never swept the floor | since she swept me off my feet
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Mama she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me.
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Oh, Mama she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me.