As Seen On Tv

[Jello biafra]
Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today
What makes them do it? Video games? Marilyn manson?
Oh, it can't be the parents, or the fact that school sucks, or that the jocks do get patted on the head every time they beat up the weirdos and the jobs you get once you graduate from school are stupid, boring, meaningless, and a dead-end to insanity!

[Js clayden]
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV

I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV

[Jello biafra]
When sport utility vehicles are no longer enough, you need the terminator
Stuck in traffic in lost angeles? Drive over the tops of everybody else
You'll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you
Your precious artefact child needs to be safe
They're talking to a kid whose skin is a different colour? Grab the kid and mow 'em down!

[Js clayden]
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV

I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV

[Jello biafra]
Each new, hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own
Tattoos? Piercings? That's for moms and dads
What you wanna do is spend your allowance on devil horn implant, elephant man head, designer tails, third leg, fourth leg - everyone a hermaphradite!

[Js clayden]
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
No one loses on TV
On TV
On TV
On TV
No one loses on TV

[Jello biafra]
And on a lighter note