Classic Masher

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[Verse]
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Saw you coming my way
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Put my nose in a book
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Some crap that you gave me
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Or something that I took


[Pre-chorus]
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Man, he looked so good
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It had to be ooze leather
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He's so together
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Oozing like I never could


[Chorus]
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I bet he's a classic masher
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He toot-toots when he likes the view
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Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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He's playing dumb
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You're looking at clothes
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Straightening his hat
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Mr. Shnook ho-hum


[Pre-chorus]
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I shoulda shook his hand
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I never used to feel bad
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I never felt so blue
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Guess I never amused you


[Chorus]
               D
I bet he's a classic masher
                       G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
                      G
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you


[Otro]
               A
I bet he's a classic masher
                       G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
                      G
Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you (talk boots while 
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they're laughing at you)
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you (talk boots while 
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they're laughing at you)
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you (talk boots while 
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they're laughing at you)
They talk boots while they're 
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laughing at you