I'm two days into Belgium Building my defensive line There's this guy, let's call him Britan Says to move back past the Rhine But he doesn't really sit with me quite right Because I just can't match his naval might And I just keep thoughtlessly throwing soldiers At the French lines in the middle of the night I wake up under fire And I wake up really cold And I wake up in the mire Seeing my food's all turned to mold See, I don't like fightin' France But I must obey as I've been told So I just shoot around And keep my head down and hope our lines will hold and Austria keeps telling me that I'm doing so well I try to trust him honestly I find it hard to tell If I need guns or I need bombs I try my best to remain calm I tell myself, I say out loud It's fine, I'll figure it all out I tend to forget, my empire's quite young In a way, this war war of mine has only just begun I've got time I've got time I'm two days into Belgium And I know I've crossed a line 'Cause that guy that we called Britan Is now a enemy of mine My allies say I'm crazy Said I took it way too far 'Cause France was secret friends with Russia Now I'm in a two front war I'm only two days into Belgium And my front lines are a mess There's just so much that I want to rule That I've not ruled yet There's just so much land I want to take And there's been so much death Paris is so far away, it's easy to forget That all my useless allies think that I'm doing so well I try to see it honestly This war's a living hell If I've done wrong or I've done right I need to rest after each fight They said: Retreat! I said: Alright! I think I won't I maybe might I probably should just take it slow But battles rage and I must go The one thing that's important above everything else Is to learn not to trust Italy when the war drums start to swell I try belive it when I say If it's meant to happen It'll happen anyway I'll be fine I've got time I've got time That's where I'm at To be honest Just two days Two days into Belgium