She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

A                                 D
 She came in through the bathroom window
A          F#m         D
 protected by a silver spoon
A            F#m                 D
 But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
        D7                      A
 By the banks of her own lagoon

A                 Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A                   Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7                       C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7                        C
Tuesday's on the phone to me

A                                 D
She said she'd always been a dancer
A          F#m         D
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
A            F#m                 D
And though I thought I knew the answer
        D7                      A
Well, I knew but I could not say

A                 Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A                   Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7                       C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7                        C
Tuesday's on the phone to me

A                                 D
So I quit the police department
A          F#m         D
And got myself a steady job
A            F#m                 D
And though she tried her best to help me
        D7                      A
She could steal but she could not rob

A                 Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A                   Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7                       C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7                        C
Tuesday's on the phone to me