How To Be A Human

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This is how to be a human


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 1]
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They like to drink
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They like to smoke
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They like to eat and when they eat 
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it's 'til they choke
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They like to fight
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They like to steal
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They like to lie and cheat and then
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 pretend it's real


[Pre-Chorus]
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They'll turn it up
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And get it real loud
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They like to dive right off the 
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stage into the crowd
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They want it all
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Then want some more
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And when it's gone, it's gone and 
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then they'll start a war,       
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  because


[Chorus]
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
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This is how to be a human!
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This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
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This is how to be a human!


[Verse 2]
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Those city lights
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Light up the fight
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They shine on all the evil things 
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you do tonight
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Don't be ashamed
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It's just their way
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It's how the live and not the kind 
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of place you stay


[Pre-Chorus]
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They'll turn it up
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And get it real loud
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They like to dive right off the 
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stage into the crowd
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They want it all
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Then want some more
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It's a fact they say they're rotten
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 to the core,        because


[Chorus]
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
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This is how to be a human!
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This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
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This is how to be a human! Let's go!


[Solo]
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[Chorus]
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
F#5                 D#5
This is how to be a human!
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
F#5                 D#5
This is how to be a human!


[Bridge]
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 They live on planet, planet Earth
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 They live on planet Earth
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 They live on planet, planet Earth
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 They live on planet Earth


[Pre-Chorus]
                D#5
They'll turn it up
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And get it real loud
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They like to dive right off the 
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stage into the crowd
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They want it all
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Then want some more
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And when it's gone, it's gone and 
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then they'll start a war,       
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  because


[Chorus]
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
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This is how to be a human!
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
F#5                 D#5
This is how to be a human!
D#5
This is how to be
C#5
This is how to be
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This is how to be a human!
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Like monkeys in a tree
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Crawling from the sea
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This is how to be a human! Let's go!


[Other]
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 They live on planet, planet Earth
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 They live on planet Earth
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 They live on planet, planet Earth
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 They live on planet Earth 
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(Human!)