C - F - C - F (4x)
 
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1.   How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve ?
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    But there's a rumor goin' all around that u ain't been gettin' served.
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    They say that u ain't "U know what" in, baby, who knows how long,
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    it's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong.
 
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Gett off – 23 positions in a one night stand,
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gett off – I'll only call u after if u say I can.
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Gett off – let a woman be a woman and a man be a man,
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gett off – if u want 2, baby, here I am.
 
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2.   I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours, named Vanessa Bet,
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    she said u told her a fantasy that got her all wet.
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    Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside,
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    what she told me then, got me so hot, I knew that we could slide.
 
+ CHORUS    + C - F - C - F (2x)
 
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3. Naw, little cutie, I ain't drinkin',        but scope this, I was just thinkin'
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    u + me,       what a ride,       if u was thinkin' the same, we could
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    continue outside, lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter,
 
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    strip your dress down like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's    Almond Joy.
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    Lemme show u, baby, I'm a talented boy !
 
 
 
 
 
 
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    Everybody grab a body, pump it like u want somebody !
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    Get off,                so here we,         so here we, so here we are,
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    here we are in my paisley crib, what cha want 2 eat? (Ribs!)
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    Naw toy, I don't serve ribs, u better be happy that dress is still on,
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    I heard the rip when u sat down.
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    Honey, them hips is gone, but that's alright, I clock 'em that way,
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    remind me of somethin' James used 2 say.
 
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    "I like 'em fat,         I like 'em proud, u got 2 have a mother 4 me."
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    Now move your big ass 'round this way, so I can work on that zipper !
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    Baby,       2night u're a star,         I'm the Big Dipper.
 
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+ Na, na, na, na (2x)
 
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+ Kick it.                     Get off.