Clods

How dare you interfere with
Everything that I've worked for?!
I didn't ask to deal with
The lunacy of you four

I don't deserve the anguish
You clods keep piling on me
Why can't you mind your business?
And stop destroying my things!

They said this would be easy
They said I'd be commended
They didn't tell me you clods
Would leave me sore and stranded

But I'm not giving up just yet
I'll get you back, and they'll forget
That catastrophic failure
And how I lost our jailbirds

You crystal clods, oh, just you wait
I'll serve your gems upon a plate
Won't yellow diamond be pleased?
Don’t underestimate me

One time! That's all I ask
Leave my things alone and let me finish my task
Every single day my stress grows higher
Your nonsense is making me sick and tired
No matter what I do, some clod denies me
Even my allies haven't bothered to find me!
I'm stuck, footless on this hunk of dirt
But soon, you clods'll be the ones getting hurt

I've just got to be patient
Soon they'll come looking for me
And when they finally get here
You'll all be flippin' sorry

You should be getting frantic
'Cause we'll deracinate you
Sure, I might seem pedantic
(That means I'm smarter than you)

La la la la la

Don't even try to hide away
Because no matter what you say
They're coming to your planet
You clods are gonna get it

It's not my fault you can't behave
We're gonna put you in your grave
'Cause after all that you've done
I've got no leg to stand on

Of course this happens to me
It figures, that the smart gem
Who actually works hard
Gets dipped head-first in mayhem

But I won't let it shake me
Because my time is coming
And when I string you clods up
You'll have no chance of running

I don't know how, but mark my words
Whether it's me or them who hurts you
Really, it won't matter
When you're lying on a platter

Enjoy your freedom while you can
'Cause your demise is in our plan
We'll shock you like a lightning rod
You crystal clods!