Dear Abby

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are
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 too long
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My hair's falling out and my 
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rights are all wrong
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My friends they all tell me, 
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they're no friends at all
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Won't you write me a letter, won't 
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you give me a call
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Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered you have no 
complaint
You are what you are and you ain't 
what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and 
knockin' on wood

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain 
pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids 
are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong 
side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish 
I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy, you have no 
complaint ...
You are what you are and you ain't 
what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and 
knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't 
believe this
But my stomache makes noises 
whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in 
my head
But my stomache tells me to write 
you instead
Signed Noisemaker.

Noisemaker, Noisemaker, you have no 
complaint ...
You are what you are and you ain't 
what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and 
knockin' on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never 
thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever
 get caught
We were sittin' in the back seat 
just shootin' the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her 
pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married, you have
 no complaint ...
You are what you are and you ain't 
what you ain't
So listen up buster listen up good
Stop wishin' for bad luck and 
knockin' on wood