Illegal Smile

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When I woke up this morning, 
            G
things were lookin' bad
C                G              
Seems like total silence is the 
D    C        G
only friend I have
D                 C              
A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare 
   G       C   G
me down... and won
           D                       
And it was twelve o'clock before I 
C                   G      C  G
realized that I was havin' no fun
        D           C             
Ah, but fortunately I have the key
    G      C    G
 to escape reality

            C                      
And you may see me tonight with an 
G
illegal smile
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It don't cost very much, but it 
 G
lasts a long while
          C                    
Won't you please tell the man I 
        G
didn't kill anyone
       D              C            
No I'm just tryin' to have me some 
G
fun


Last time I checked my bankroll, 
well it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom 
is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way 
street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be 
insurance salesmen

Chorus

I sat down in my closet with all my 
overalls
Just tryin' to get away from all the
 years inside these walls
Dreamed the police heard everything 
I thought... what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's
 name was Hoffman

Chorus