It's A Big Old Goofy World

G                  C
Up in the morning, work like a dog
   D                          C   
Is better than sitting like a bump
      G
 on a log
G                         C
Mind all your manners, be quiet as a
 mouse
     D                             
Some day you'll own a home that's 
  C        G
as big as a house


I know a fella, he eats like a horse
Knocks his old balls 'round the old 
golf course
You oughta see his wife, she's a 
cute little dish
She smokes like a chimney and drinks
 like a fish

          G
There's a big old goofy man
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               C
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
D
Ooooh baby
       D             G
It's a big old goofy world


Now elvis had a woman with a head 
like a rock
I wished I had a woman that made my 
knees knock
She'd sing like an angel and eat 
like a bird
And if I wrote a song, she'd know 
ever single word

Chorus

Instrumental break

Kiss a little baby, give the world a
 smile
And if you take an inch, give 'em 
back a mile
Cause if you lie like a rug and you 
don't give a damn
You're never gonna be as happy as a 
clam

I'm sitting in a hotel, tryin' to 
write a song
My head is just as empty as the day 
is long
Why it's clear as a bell, I should 
have gone to school
I'd be wise as an owl, 'stead of 
stubborn as a mule

Chorus

Ooooh baby - it's big old goofy 
world