Wedding Day In Funeralville

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[Verse]
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It's wedding day in Funeralville
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Your soup spoon's on your right
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The King and Queen will alternate
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With the refrigerator light
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They'll be boxing on the T.V. show
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The colored kids will sing
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Hooray for you and midnight's oil
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Let’s burn the whole damn thing
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[Verse]
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Felicia is my dark horse girl
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I'll take her if it rains
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She throws up punch upon the host
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And says many stupid things
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But she ain't so bad when we're all alone
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She's as different as can be
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She's a part a my heart
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Don'tcha pull us apart
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She's like one of the family

[Chorus]
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Oh no! Trouble in the attic
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Won't somebody turn on a light
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Got so, so many troubles
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Can't even tell wrong from right
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I'm gonna comb my hair
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Darn my socks, tip my hat
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And say goodnight
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It's wedding day in Funeralville
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What shall I wear tonight?
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It's wedding Day in Funeralville
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What shall I wear tonight?

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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My car is stuck in Washington
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And I cannot find out why
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Come sit beside me on the swing
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And watch the angels cry
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It's anybody's ballgame
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It's everybody's fight
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And the streetlamp said as he nodded his head
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It's lonesome out tonight

[Chorus]
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Oh no! Trouble in the attic
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Won't somebody turn on a light
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Got so, so many troubles
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Can't even tell wrong from right
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I'm gonna comb my hair
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Darn my socks, tip my hat
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And say goodnight
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It's wedding day in Funeralville
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What shall I wear tonight?
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It's wedding Day in Funeralville
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What shall I wear tonight?