A Rum Tale

Intro:
F Fsus x3
Bass; C,D,E

F                 Em7  Dm7
She's fuddled my fancy, she's 
               Gm
muddled me good
C              Dm7       G7     
I've taken to drinking, and 
       C7
given up food
Bb             F     A    E    
I'm buying an island, somewhere
        G#m C#m
 in the sun
A    B              E      Bdim   C7
       F   Fsus F Bass:C,D,E,
I'll hide from the natives, live 
only on rum

Continues after the ad
I'm selling my memoirs, I'm writing 
it down
If no one will pay me I'll burn down
 the town
I'll rent out an aircraft and print 
on the sky
If God likes my story then maybe 
he'll buy

Instrumental:
D      C#m7
Bm     Em
A      Bm
E      A7
G      D
Gb Db  Fm Bbm
Gb Ab  Db
Abo C7 F Fsus4 F Bass: C,D,E,

I'm buying a ticket for places 
unknown
It's only a one-way: I'm not coming 
home
She's swallowed my secret, and taken
 my name
A   Bsus4    E        Bdim    
To follow my footsteps   and 
C          F
knobble me lame

Outro: F  F  Bdim C   x4

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