Off On Off

Off on off.
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
Off on off
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
Off on off.

Now I know that we've made a song about girls, you're right.
But I'm gonna be polite in case you're uptight and you think that I'm wrong
You're wrong cos I'm right (That's right!)

Most of the girls I'll meet (Bitches)
Most of the girls I've met (Sluts)
Most of the girls I'll meet (Play)
Most of the girls I've met (Dumb)

Blah blah, blah blah.

You're not interesting, you're psychotic.
And if you think I was really really really gonna stick it in you, I'd bring antibiotics.
Recently, it's like every other girl is teasing me, I'm not pleased to be
Number two or three of how many other guys have been in your face this week.
If you've got nothing to say, learn something.
Use your brain, just one thing.
You're the one who pulled me.
You're being more boring than BBC 1
Girls can get obsessive.
I've seen it happen, don't let it.
Unless you want a wedding,
Say shh (You're doing my head in!)

She argues (You're doing my head in!)
She has an opinion (You're doing my head in!)
She tells a joke (You're doing my head in!)
On valentines (You're doing my head in!)

You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!

I know that I said before I like girls,
I didn't specify, I'm gonna dispel any rumours,
Don't get confused.
I'm not gay but I'm also not a fool.
Don't act like you know me,
My attention span's like ADHD
See? I get very bored easily.

Yeah I like girls but I don't like girlies
Black hair, blond, brown, straight or curly.
It doesn't matter to me
But I don't wanna be more stats for STDs.
And that's normal
Now I don't wanna get all formal.
But next time you move on from oral.
Think about all the other male callers.

You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
Off on off
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!
You're doing my head in!

Off on off, it's a game that they like to win.
But I just plain don't care about your opinion when you ring.
The conversation, it'll end like this. Your girly talk I just gotta dismiss.
I'm not gonna miss this, so get over it now please piss
Off on off, it's a game that they like to win.
But I just plain don't care about your opinion when you ring.
The conversation, it'll end like this. Your girly talk I just gotta dismiss.
I'm not gonna miss this, so get over it now please piss
Off on off, it's a game that they like to win.
But I just plain don't care about your opinion when you ring.
The conversation, it'll end like this. Your girly talk I just gotta dismiss.
I'm not gonna miss this, so get over it now please piss
Most of the girls I'll meet (Bitches)
Most of the girls I've met (Sluts)
Most of the girls I'll meet (Play)
Most of the girls I've met (Dumb)