Introvert Party Time

There ain't no party like an introvert party
Cause an introvert party don't start

Now they say I'm not much of a people person
But I know how to party

Fridge is stocked with snacks and food
Music playlist sets the mood
Got a cooler full of booze
Friday night, this weekend's mine
It's finally time to let loose

It's introvert party time
Staying home and being lame
Introvert party time
Gonna read a book or play a video game
Introvert party time
Dodging social obligations
Introvert party time
Annoyed by conversations

What?
Hey! You watch the sportsball game?
He hit a touchdown and found the goal basket!

Disrupted by extroverts
This one way conversation burns
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
I'm hunted down by people people
Before the call, my night was peaceful
A bad connection, the call was dropped
Cause you bring the talk
Talk talk talk talk talk

Hey, you gotta come out tonight
You owe me for leaving my birthday party!
But I was tired
You were my ride!

At the store waiting in line
Cheap tequila, salt, and lime
Texted by my friends all day
I'm giving in, I'm going out
Being social in my own way

It's introvert party time
At a barbecue playing on my phone
Introvert party time
Sneaking out the backdoor alone
Introvert party time
Let's get together some other day
Introvert party time
Gonna go back home and that's where I'll

Hey man, you wanna go to a bar and throw darts at a circle?

Surrounded by extroverts
Small talks stalkers on high alert
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
Flanked left and right by people people
Before the swarm my night was peaceful
I spot the exit, it's time to walk
Cause you bring the talk
Talk talk talk talk talk

Don't leave! I'll buy you a beer!
You want Original Piss of Piss Light?
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Your quiet disinterest makes me want to tell you all about myself!
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Excuse me, your zipper's down
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Leave me alo- oh

Hey, whaddya doin' after this?
Let's go out to a dance club, pay $30 bucks a drink and flop around
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
I don't wanna talk to you
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
I just wanna be at home
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
Shouldn't have come out tonight
Wish I could block in real life

Hey, what's your name? You seem a little uncomfortable
I totally get it, I don't like big groups either
Hey! I found this old shoe! Who wants to take a shot out of it?
Oh fuck yeah! Right over here

Introvert panic time
My worst fears are coming true
Introvert panic time
Boy, you gonna take a shout out of that shoe!
Introvert panic time
Panic attack anxiety
Introvert panic time

Hey, he's minding his own business!
Get him!
(Fuck him up!)

Surrounded by extroverts
They wanna fight, it's red alert
Assaulted by extroverts
Ow! Owww! These punches hurt
Flanked left and right by angry people
Before the brawl my night was peaceful
Knew this would happen, I had a hunch
Now they bring the punch
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

You should socialize more!
You took three hours to text me back!
It's rude to not make eye contact when people are trying to punch you!
You should've stayed home!
I wanted to!
Shut up
See, this is why I don't go out