Doctor Dipstick

He´s the Einstein of engines, he´s the wizard of carbs.
An overall-clad surgeon and addicted to sauce.
His attitude´s bad, yeah he´s a guy who is wise.
But he could lift out a big block with blindfolded eyes.

A walking manual. The Doc is the man.
He´s dipping that stick like a shit hits the can.

If you ask something stupid be prepared for a rant.
He´d never miss a chance to make you feel like an ant.
No reason for shame cuz there´s only one man who knows.
Doctor Dipstick´s his name and he´s the star of the show.

A walking manual. The Doc is the man.
He´s dipping that stick like a shit hits the can.

He jumps into action with a sneer and a wrench.
And sorts out the parts on a messy working bench.
A man storms in, there´s not much time left to the race.
But everything´s cool, the Doc´s on top of the case.

A walking manual. The Doc is the man.
He´s dipping that stick like a shit hits the can.