Can I Have My Balls Back Please

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[Intro]

Gsus4    Gsus4

[Verse 1]

Gsus4
At the bottom of the stairway
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I turned round as I was ready to 
        Am
leave - and said:
C                   Gsus4    
  "Oh can I have my balls back, 
             Gsus4
please?"
Gsus4
Well, they might not mean that much 
to you
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But they sure as hell mean so much 
       Am
to me
C                   Gsus4    
  So, can I have my balls back, 
            Gsus4
please?

[Chorus]

                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, 
please?
              C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - 
Oh, no no
                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, 
please?
                  C
Oh, can I have my balls back, 
please?
G
I can't really be a man
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Look at me I'm down on my knees, 
yeah

[Verse 2]

    Gsus4
So, I went to New York City
   Gsus4                           
To see a doctor thinking maybe that
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 he
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  Would understand the state I 
      Gsus4
was in
            Gsus4
He said: "I'd dearly love to help 
you son
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But you see the same thing's 
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happened to me."
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So, now I'm home - and I'm asking 
     Gsus4                     Gsus4
you just once more - please!

[Chorus]

                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, 
please?
              C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - 
Oh, no no
                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, 
please?
                  C
Oh, can I have my balls back, 
please?
G
I can't really be a man
F                            E
Look at me I'm down on my knees, 
yeah

[Bridge]

          Am
Oh, and I don't know
            C
How much longer
                        Gsus4*
I can live my life like this

[Instrumental]
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                         Bring 'em 
back

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Gsus4    Gsus4    Gsus4    Gsus4
   Am    C
Gsus4    Gsus4

[Chorus]

                    Bm
Aaah, can I have my balls back, 
please?
              C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - 
Oh, no no
                  Bm
So, can I have my balls back, 
please?
                    C
Yeah, can I have my balls back, 
please?
      G
Oooh, I can't really be a man
F                       
Look at me I'm down on my 
     E
knee-ee-ee-ees

[Bridge]

          Am
Oh, and I don't know
            C
How much longer
                        Gsus4
I can live my life like this

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                       Come on

Gsus4    Gsus4

Gsus4
Bring 'em back
Gsus4                            
  They're no use to you anymore
Gsus4    Gsus4


Gsus4    Gsus4       Gsus4    Gsus4

Gsus4          Gsus4
Papapa-papalapa
    Gsus4
Oh, bring them back to me!