D (guitar 1 = rythm guitar)
E|----------2-|
B|------3-3---|
G|--2-2-------|
D|0-----------|
A|------------|
E|------------| (x 20)

  (guitar 2 = bass)                
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-0-| (x 5)
                                                                                                        
  (guitar 3 = main guitar)
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------2--0----------------------------------------------|
A|2--4--5--5-5----2--------4-4--2-2----2--4--5--5--5-----5-5--4-4--2-2-|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0----0-2-0-2-0--2-2----2-4-2-4-2--0-0----0-2-0-2--2-2----2--4-|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

[Verse 1]

D**               
I've got the time
           E**                  
And you've got the space
          D**             
I'm gonna wipe you down
             E**                                          
And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
          D**                      
Though we know that it's wrong
      E**                      
Towel sets, matching combs
       D**                                  E**         
Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh!

[Verse 2]

E|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------------|
D|-------------|
A|2--4--5--5-5-|
E|-------------|
  I want you now

E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|---2--0-----------|
A|2--------4-4--2-2-|
E|------------------|
  And I want you here

E|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------------|
D|-------------|
A|2--4--5--5-5-|
E|-------------|       
  Lie down by the fire

E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|--------------|
A|5-5--4-4--2-2-|
E|--------------|
  And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear

E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---------------|
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0-|
E|---------------|
  'Cos they don't understand

E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---------------|
A|0-2-0-2-0--2-2-|
E|---------------|
  What you've got in your hand

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0------------------0-2-0-2--2-2-|
E|---------------------------------------------|
 Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh yeah!

[Chorus]
 
G                             Bm
   Are we going to do it again?
         G  
Sideways
                                  Bm     
I was stuck in the queue when you came
                          G                              
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.        Bm                       
You pulled the units down
                          G       
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.       Bm                    
And when I saw his face
                       N.C.   
Oh, it made me feel better

[Verse 3]

D**           E**        
Oh! oh, oooh! mmm!

E|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------------|
D|-------------|
A|2--4--5--5-5-|
E|-------------|
  Oh, we've gone too far

E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|---2--0-----------|
A|2--------4-4--2-2-|
E|------------------|
  We gave up hope
                 
E|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------------|
D|-------------|
A|2--4--5--5-5-|
E|-------------|     
  And the future's bleak

E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|--------------|
A|5-5--4-4--2-2-|
E|--------------|
  It's just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope

E|----------------------------2------------2-|
B|------------------------3-3----------3-3---|
G|--------------------2-2----------2-2-------|
D|------------------0------------0-----------|
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0-----------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|
  Put the rope round his neck

E|----------------------------2------------2-|
B|------------------------3-3----------3-3---|
G|--------------------2-2----------2-2-------|
D|------------------0------------0-----------|
A|0-2-0-2-0--2-2-----------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------|
  Pull it tight, he's erect
                                                         
E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0------------------0-2-0-2--2-2-|
E|---------------------------------------------|
 Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oooh, mmm, yeah!

[Chorus] 
 
G                             Bm
   Are we going to do it again?
                    G  
Shove it in sideways
                                  Bm     
I was stuck in the queue when you came
                          G                              
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.        Bm                       
You pulled the units down
                          G       
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.       Bm                    
And when I saw his face
                       N.C.   
Oh, it made me feel better, oh!

[Bridge]

D**            E**         
  Oh!     uh, uh, uh! ohoooh!    uh!                          
D5* D**                 E**
       Uh, uh, uh!  oh, oh, hooo!
                     D**           
So, we were lying in bed afterwards
E**                
   And she asked me
D5* D**                      
      What made me frightened
Em* E**
       And I said:                                    
D5* D*                              Em* E**
      "I'm frightened of Belgian Chocolates
E**                          
I'm frightened of potpourri
D5* D**                                   
    I'm frightened of James Dean posters
     E**                                 
I'm, I'm frightened of 26 inches screens
D5* D**                                   
    I'm frightened of, of remote control
Em* E**                                   
    I'm frightened of endowment plans
D**                                
I'm, I'm frightened of figurines-sssh
E**        D**        
Uuuh!          oh!
E**                            D**
    I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks
E**                    
Searching for the...
D**             
    Conversations
E**        D**            E**
Uh!            ohohohohohohooo! you let me in..."
D**
    Oooh!
E**                D**             
    "Oh, you're stupid", she said
E**                    
  And she took my hand

[Verse 4]

B C# D  D D
             And she took her hand and she said:
B E D  C# C#  B B
                   "I want
B C# D  D D                      
             I want you
D D  C# C#  B B         
                 I want you to
B C# B C# B  A A
       I want you to touch
A B A B  B B   
Oh, I want you to touch me
B C# B C# B  A A                      
     I want you to touch me
A B A B  B B                 
I want you to..." - Uuuuh! oh!

[Chorus] 
 
G                             Bm
   Are we going to do it again?
                    G  
Shove it in sideways
                                  Bm     
I was stuck in the queue when you came
                          G                              
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.        Bm                       
You pulled the units down
                          G       
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.       Bm                    
And when I saw his face
                       N.C.   
Oh, it made me feel better