His N Hers

  D (guitar 1 = rythm guitar)
E|----------2-|        
B|------3-3---|        
G|--2-2-------|        
D|0-----------|        
A|------------|        
E|------------| (x 20) 


  (guitar 2 = bass)                
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|       
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|       
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A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|       
E|0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-0-| (x 5) 


  (guitar 3 = main guitar)
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 
D|-------------------2--0----------------------------------------------| 
A|2--4--5--5-5----2--------4-4--2-2----2--4--5--5--5-----5-5--4-4--2-2-| 
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| 

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A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0----0-2-0-2-0--2-2----2-4-2-4-2--0-0----0-2-0-2--2-2----2--4-| 
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 

[Verse 1]

D**
I've got the time
           E**
And you've got the space
          D**
I'm gonna wipe you down
             E**
And lick the smile off your face, the smile off your face
          D**
Though we know that it's wrong
      E**
Towel sets, matching combs
       D**                                  E**
Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh!

[Verse 2]
E|-------------| 
B|-------------| 
G|-------------| 
D|-------------| 
A|2--4--5--5-5-| 
E|-------------| 

  I want you now
E|------------------| 
B|------------------| 
G|------------------| 
D|---2--0-----------| 
A|2--------4-4--2-2-| 
E|------------------| 

  And I want you here
E|-------------|        
B|-------------|        
G|-------------|        
D|-------------|        
A|2--4--5--5-5-|        
E|-------------|        

  Lie down by the fire
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B|--------------| 
G|--------------| 
D|--------------| 
A|5-5--4-4--2-2-| 
E|--------------| 

  And if the neighbours hear, the neighbours hear
E|---------------| 
B|---------------| 
G|---------------| 
D|---------------| 
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0-| 
E|---------------| 

  'Cos they don't understand
E|---------------| 
B|---------------| 
G|---------------| 
D|---------------| 
A|0-2-0-2-0--2-2-| 
E|---------------| 

  What you've got in your hand
E|---------------------------------------------| 
B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------| 
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0------------------0-2-0-2--2-2-| 
E|---------------------------------------------| 

 Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oh yeah!

[Chorus]

G                             Bm
   Are we going to do it again?
         G
Sideways
                                  Bm
I was stuck in the queue when you came
                          G
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.        Bm
You pulled the units down
                          G
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.       Bm
And when I saw his face
                       N.C.
Oh, it made me feel better

[Verse 3]

D**           E**
Oh! oh, oooh! mmm!
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B|-------------| 
G|-------------| 
D|-------------| 
A|2--4--5--5-5-| 
E|-------------| 

  Oh, we've gone too far
E|------------------| 
B|------------------| 
G|------------------| 
D|---2--0-----------| 
A|2--------4-4--2-2-| 
E|------------------| 

  We gave up hope
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B|-------------|      
G|-------------|      
D|-------------|      
A|2--4--5--5-5-|      
E|-------------|      

  And the future's bleak
E|--------------| 
B|--------------| 
G|--------------| 
D|--------------| 
A|5-5--4-4--2-2-| 
E|--------------| 

  It's just a soap on a rope, a soap on a rope
E|----------------------------2------------2-| 
B|------------------------3-3----------3-3---| 
G|--------------------2-2----------2-2-------| 
D|------------------0------------0-----------| 
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0-----------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------| 

  Put the rope round his neck
E|----------------------------2------------2-| 
B|------------------------3-3----------3-3---| 
G|--------------------2-2----------2-2-------| 
D|------------------0------------0-----------| 
A|0-2-0-2-0--2-2-----------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------| 

  Pull it tight, he's erect
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B|---------------------------------------------| 
G|---------------------------------------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------| 
A|2-4-2-4-2--0-0------------------0-2-0-2--2-2-| 
E|---------------------------------------------| 

 Oh, it looks so good but does it turn you on? Oooh, mmm, yeah!

[Chorus]

G                             Bm
   Are we going to do it again?
                    G
Shove it in sideways
                                  Bm
I was stuck in the queue when you came
                          G
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.        Bm
You pulled the units down
                          G
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.       Bm
And when I saw his face
                       N.C.
Oh, it made me feel better, oh!

[Bridge]

D**            E**
  Oh!     uh, uh, uh! ohoooh!    uh!
D5* D**                 E**
       Uh, uh, uh!  oh, oh, hooo!
                     D**
So, we were lying in bed afterwards
E**
   And she asked me
D5* D**
      What made me frightened
Em* E**
       And I said:
D5* D*                              Em* E**
      "I'm frightened of Belgian Chocolates
E**
I'm frightened of potpourri
D5* D**
    I'm frightened of James Dean posters
     E**
I'm, I'm frightened of 26 inches screens
D5* D**
    I'm frightened of, of remote control
Em* E**
    I'm frightened of endowment plans
D**
I'm, I'm frightened of figurines-sssh
E**        D**
Uuuh!          oh!
E**                            D**
    I'm frightened of evenings in the Brincliffe Oaks
E**
Searching for the...
D**
    Conversations
E**        D**            E**
Uh!            ohohohohohohooo! you let me in..."
D**
    Oooh!
E**                D**
    "Oh, you're stupid", she said
E**
  And she took my hand

[Verse 4]

B C# D  D D
             And she took her hand and she said:
B E D  C# C#  B B
                   "I want
B C# D  D D
             I want you
D D  C# C#  B B
                 I want you to
B C# B C# B  A A
       I want you to touch
A B A B  B B
Oh, I want you to touch me
B C# B C# B  A A
     I want you to touch me
A B A B  B B
I want you to..." - Uuuuh! oh!

[Chorus]

G                             Bm
   Are we going to do it again?
                    G
Shove it in sideways
                                  Bm
I was stuck in the queue when you came
                          G
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.        Bm
You pulled the units down
                          G
Delivered me from his and hers
    N.C.       Bm
And when I saw his face
                       N.C.
Oh, it made me feel better