Im A Man

E   A   B


[Verse]
E                  A        
Laid here with the advertising 
   B               E
sliding past my eyes
          A   B                   
Like cartoons from other people's 
E
lives
            A             B       
I start to wonder what it takes to
      E      A      B
 be a man uh uh  uhhhhhhhhhhh
E                           
Well I learned to drink and I 
  A            B         E       
learned to smoke and I learned to
          A     B  E
 tell a dirty joke
          A                      B
If that's all there is then 
                E        B
there's no point for me he he heeeey


[Chorus]
E                                  
So please can I ask just why we're 
A
alive?
Cos all that you do seems such a 
         B
waste of time
And if you hang around too long 
            A7               E
you'll be a ma a a a a a a a an
Tell me bout it, your car can get up
                A
 to a hundred and ten
You've nowhere to go but you'll go 
        B
there again
And nothing ever makes no difference
      A7               E
 to a ma a a a a a a a an


Continues after the ad
[Verse]
        A            B            
So you stumble into town and hold 
      E
your stomach in
A                     B          
Show them what you've got though 
              E
they've seen everything
              A                 
Yeah you're a beauty but they've 
 B              E        
seen your type before oh oh 
A    B
ohhhhhhhhh
       E               A         
You've got no need but still you 
B        E             
want, so go and book that 
   A      B
restauraaaaant
    E                  A           
The wine will flow and then you'll 
B        E                B
just fly away eh eh eh eh eh he yeh 
eh eh


[Chorus]
E                                  
So please can I ask just why we're 
A
alive?
Cos all that you do seems such a 
         B
waste of time
And if you hang around too long 
            A7               E
you'll be a ma a a a a a a a an
Tell me bout it, your car can get up
                A
 to a hundred and ten
You've nowhere to go but you'll go 
        B
there again
And nothing ever makes no difference
      A7               E
 to a ma a a a a a a a an


[Chorus]
E                                  
So please can I ask just why we're 
A
alive?
Cos all that you do seems such a 
         B
waste of time
And if you hang around too long 
            A7               E
you'll be a ma a a a a a a a an
Tell me bout it, your car can get up
                A
 to a hundred and ten
You've nowhere to go but you'll go 
        B
there again
And nothing ever makes no difference
      A7               E
 to a ma a a a a a a a an


     A7               E
to a ma a a a a a a a an
     A7               E
to a ma a a a a a a a an
A7                      E
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
A7                      E
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
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to a ma   a   a   an