Razzmatazz

Dm    G    Em    Am

[Verse 1]

Dm                        G
 The trouble with your brother
            Em         Am
He's always sleeping - with your mother
Dm                          G
 And I know that your sister
           Em
Missed her time again this month
Am                    Dm                          G
Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?
          Em                   Am
If you want I can write it down
                          Dm                       G
It shouldn't matter to you, 'cos aren't you the one
                Em                      Am
Oh, with your razzmatazz and the nights on the town?

[Pre-chorus]

N.C.    Dm
Uh oh oh!
G                Em               Am
  Oh, you knew it and you blew it, didn't you, babe?
Dm    G          Em         Am
         I was lying when I asked you to stay

[Chorus]

        Dm                 G              Em               Am
And now no one's gonna care if you don't call when you said
             Dm                   G           Em               Am
And he's not coming 'round tonight to try and talk you into bed
              Dm                  G               E5
And all those stupid little things, they ain't working
                          Am*
No, they ain't working anymore

[Interlude]

   Dm*    G*    Em*    Am*
Oh!

[Verse 2]

Dm                         G
 You started getting fatter
      Em                 Am
Three weeks after I left you
                Dm                        G
And now you're, you're going with some kid
                    Em
Who looks like some bad comedian
Am                  Dm                         G
Are you gonna go out or are you staying at home
         Em
Eating boxes of Milk Tray?
Am                     Dm                      G
Or watch TV on your own? Oh, aren't you the one
            Em                      Am
With your razzmatazz and the nights on the town?

[Pre-chorus]

N.C.    Dm
Uh oh oh!
G                Em             Am
  And your father wants to help you, doesn't he, babe?
Dm    G            Em                Am
        But your mother wants to put you away

[Chorus]

        Dm                 G              Em               Am
And now no one's gonna care if you don't call when you said
             Dm                   G           Em               Am
And he's not coming 'round tonight to try and talk you into bed
              Dm                  G               E5
And all those stupid little things, they ain't working
                          Am*
No, they ain't working anymore

[Bridge]

  Am*      Am*
E|-----------------| 
B|----1-1------1-1-| 
G|--2--------2-----| 
D|2--------2-------| 
A|-----------------| 
E|-----------------| 

           Am*               Am*
Oh well, I saw you at the doctors
Am*            Am*
 Waiting for a test
              Am*          Am*
You're trying to look like some kind of heiress
    Am*                 Am*
But your face is such a mess
               C          C
And now you're going to a party
       C            C
And leaving on your own
    Am*       A5
Oh, I'm sorry but didn't you say
A5
A-things go better with a little bit of razzmatazz?

[Verse 3]

Dm                      G
Ma-ma-mow, mow, ma-mow, mow, mow, mow
           Em                Am
Ma-ma-mow, mow, ma-mow, mow, mow, mow, mow
Dm                     G
Mow, mow, ma-mow, mow, mow, mow
           Em           Am
Ma-ma-mow, mow, ma-mow, mow

[Chorus]

        Dm                 G              Em               Am
And now no one's gonna care if you don't call when you said
             Dm                   G           Em               Am
And he's not coming 'round tonight to try and talk you into bed
         Dm                      G
Now it's half past ten in the evening
        Em                 Am
And you wish that you were dead
               Dm                  G               E5
'Cos all those stupid little things, they ain't working
                          Am*
No, they ain't working anymore