Big Blonde And Beautiful

E
Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you.
A
Never let my extra large largesse shine through

Gb
Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun.
  B7
I hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done!

A
Then one day my grandma who was big and stout,
C
She said you gotta love yourself from inside out.
            Gb
And just as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff.
  C                                       B7
I found out that the world at large can't
                E
get enough. So...

A      E    A
Bring on that
E7  A     E      E
pecan pie.
   C
Pour some sugar on it, sugar.
Dbm
Don't be shy

    A         Bb
Scoop me up a mess
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Of that chocolate swirl
Gb7   E     Am
Don't be stingy,
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I'm a growing girl

       E7
I offer
A      E7
big love
     A    E7    A     E
With no apology
  C
How can I deny the world
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The most of me

A
I
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am not afraid to throw my
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weight around
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Pound by pound by pound
            A7
Because i'm
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Big, blonde and beautiful
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There is nothin' 'bout me
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That's unsuitable

G7  Ab7
No

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one wants a meal
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That only offers the least
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When girl we're servin' up
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The whole damn feast

F7    Bb7    F7
Slice off a piece
   Bb    F7      Bb7    F    F
Of that hogs head cheese
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Then take a look inside
          Dm     F        F
My book of recipes

     Bb               B
Now, don't you sniff around
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For something fluffy and light
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I need a man who brings
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A man size... Appetite

          F7
I'll use a
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pinch of sugar
Bb    F7    Bb7    F    F
And a dash of spice
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I'll let ya lick the spoon
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Because it tastes so nice

     Bb            B
I'll keep it in my oven
        F     A7     D
'Till it's good and hot
        G7              Gm7    Bb7    F    F
Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
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Because i'm...

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Big, blonde and beautiful
    Bb7
And Edna girl, you're lookin' so
 F7    Bb    F7    Gm7
Recruitable
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Why sit in the bleachers
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Timid and afraid
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When Edna, you
            Gm7    Bb      C
can be your own parade!

Db7   Abm       Gb
Gb

B7     Gb7
Look out,
B     Gb7  B7     Gb
old Baltimore
      Gb       D
We're marching in
And we ain't shufflin'
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Through that old back door

    Gb     B               C
And Tracy, i will join your fight
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If i can keep up this pace

    A           Ab7      Gb      Bm
And girls, i'll be right at your side
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If I can find some space

           Gb7
So you can
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Hold your head up
B       Gb7    B       Gb
Just as big as you please
    D
You know they'll hear me knockin'
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With the two of these!

  B               C
Tomorrow, side by side
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We'll show the world what's right

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Looks like I'm touchin' up my roots tonight!

              B7
Then we'll be
                Gb7  B       Gb7
Big, blonde and beautiful
     B7
It's time to face the fact
        Gb7  B     Gb7       Ab7
It's irrefutable

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Can't ya hear that rumbling?
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That's our hunger to be free
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It's time to fin'ly taste
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Equality

          B
On mother  aughter day
Where thin is in,
      C
We're white as wool

             Gb
Well ladies, big is back!
    F                Eb
And as for black, it's...
...Beautiful!!

               Ab7
All shapes and sizes, follow me

                 Db7
Let's bust their chops!

Quick, call the cops!

We're gonna dance our way to victory!

Gb    B      Gb7   Gb
Two...Four...Six...Eight...
B                     Gb
TV'S got to integrate!

B      Gb7
Stay
 Gb         B
away!
This isn't Negro Day!

Gb    B      Gb7   Gb
Two...Four...Six...Eight...
B                     D7
TV'S got to integrate!

                    Ebm7
We're here to dance!
We're here to stay!

Ab7             D          Db7
Tracy, this was beautiful!

Big, blonde, and beautiful,
         Gb    Gb7       B    C       Db7   Gb
lead the way!