E
Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you.
A
Never let my extra large largesse shine through
Gb
Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun.
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I hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done!
A
Then one day my grandma who was big and stout,
C
She said you gotta love yourself from inside out.
Gb
And just as soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff.
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I found out that the world at large can't
E
get enough. So...
AEA
Bring on that
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pecan pie.
C
Pour some sugar on it, sugar.
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Don't be shy
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Scoop me up a mess
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Of that chocolate swirl
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Don't be stingy,
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I'm a growing girl
E7
I offer
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big love
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With no apology
C
How can I deny the world
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The most of me
A
I
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am not afraid to throw my
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weight around
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Pound by pound by pound
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Because i'm
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Big, blonde and beautiful
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There is nothin' 'bout me
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That's unsuitable
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No
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one wants a meal
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That only offers the least
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When girl we're servin' up
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The whole damn feast
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Slice off a piece
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Of that hogs head cheese
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Then take a look inside
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My book of recipes
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Now, don't you sniff around
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For something fluffy and light
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I need a man who brings
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A man size... Appetite
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I'll use a
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pinch of sugar
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And a dash of spice
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I'll let ya lick the spoon
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Because it tastes so nice
BbB
I'll keep it in my oven
FA7D
'Till it's good and hot
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Keep on stirring til it hits the spot
Bb7
Because i'm...
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Big, blonde and beautiful
Bb7
And Edna girl, you're lookin' so
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Recruitable
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Why sit in the bleachers
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Timid and afraid
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When Edna, you
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can be your own parade!
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Look out,
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old Baltimore
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We're marching in
And we ain't shufflin'
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Through that old back door
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And Tracy, i will join your fight
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If i can keep up this pace
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And girls, i'll be right at your side
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If I can find some space
Gb7
So you can
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Hold your head up
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Just as big as you please
D
You know they'll hear me knockin'
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With the two of these!
BC
Tomorrow, side by side
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We'll show the world what's right
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Looks like I'm touchin' up my roots tonight!
B7
Then we'll be
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Big, blonde and beautiful
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It's time to face the fact
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It's irrefutable
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Can't ya hear that rumbling?
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That's our hunger to be free
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It's time to fin'ly taste
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Equality
B
On mother aughter day
Where thin is in,
C
We're white as wool
Gb
Well ladies, big is back!
FEb
And as for black, it's...
...Beautiful!!
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All shapes and sizes, follow me
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Let's bust their chops!
Quick, call the cops!
We're gonna dance our way to victory!
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Two...Four...Six...Eight...
BGb
TV'S got to integrate!
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Stay
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away!
This isn't Negro Day!
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Two...Four...Six...Eight...
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TV'S got to integrate!
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We're here to dance!
We're here to stay!
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Tracy, this was beautiful!
Big, blonde, and beautiful,
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lead the way!