Granola Head

    intro

[A A A D A A A D A A A D]

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Eating mushrooms ain't for me

E                                                     A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD

D                                                     A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long

D                                            A
Or smoking pot out of a bong

D                                        A
Wearin' flowers in my hair

D                                       A
And having dirty underwear

E                            D                  A
I don't wanna be a granola-head

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I don't wanna be a granola-head

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      A
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

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Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

D                                         A
I think I'd rather be at home

D                                 A
Listening to the Ramones

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Or hanging out and getting drunk

D                                             A
With a bunch of useless punks

CHORUS

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Oh can't you see

E                    A
It's not for me

D                                                 A
Eating bean sprouts all day long

D                                                A
And smoking pot out of a bong

D                                        A
Wearing flowers in my hair

D                                          A
And having dirty underwear