Half Shitfaced

E|----------------------------| 
B|----------------------------| 
G|-------------7-7------------| 
D|-9-9-9-9-9-9-----7-7--------| 

guitar plays this 4 times:
C# E B

While Joe is playing that Vapid is
playing something different.  As far as
I can tell he is playing with the G string
on the 6th fret (this would make it a C#).

  C#           E       B    C#    E B
I think paying fuckin' rent sucks
    C#            E     B  C#     E B
I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
  C#             E      B      C#   E B
I spilled a beer in the living room
  C#               E  B        C#   E B
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon

G# A G# A
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
Continues after the ad
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Go!

Play this 4 times while Vapid plays
the little lead thing on guitar again:

C# E B

    C# E      B      C#    E B
Our ex-guitar player sucks
   C#                E   B       C#    E B
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
    C#               E       B   C#    E B
His girlfriend has a fucking fat ass
       C#   E    B  C#    E B
And an ugly face to match

G# A G# A
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Go!

Play the C# E and B pattern again 8 times,
Vapid plays the little lead again only seems
to go off a little more.

G# A G# A
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Half Shitfaced
C# E B C# E
            Go!