Hi Mom

standard tuning
EBGDAE

Intro:
E|---------------------------------|    
B|---------------------------------|    
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------|    
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-| x2 
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|    
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-|    

VERSE/CHORUS:
  I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
  Because every night I come home drunk
E|---------------------------------|    
B|---------------------------------|    
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------|    
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-| x3 
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|    
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-|    

Continues after the ad

  The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit
E|----------------------------|  
B|----------------------------|  
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9----|  
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7~-|  
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7~-|  
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5~-|  

SOLO:

GTR. 1
E|--5--10---12----| 
B|-2--7---10---2--| 
G|----------------| 
D|----------------| 
A|----------------| 
E|----------------| 


 cont.
E|-9------10---12---| 
B|---10-7----10---2-| 
G|------------------| 
D|------------------| 
A|------------------| 
E|------------------| 


GTR. 2
E|---------------------------------|  
B|---------------------------------|  
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------|  
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-|  
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|  
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-|  


  cont.
E|-----------------------------------------|  
B|-----------------------------------------|  
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-----------------|  
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7---7----7----7-|  
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7---7----7----7-|  
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5---5----5----5-|  

VERSE/CHORUS:
  I know you think my band's just a waste of time
  Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
E|---------------------------------|    
B|---------------------------------|    
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9---------|    
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-| x3 
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|    
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5-5-5-5-|    


  The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit
E|----------------------------|  
B|----------------------------|  
G|---------7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9----|  
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7~-|  
A|-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7~-|  
E|-5-5-5-5-----------------5~-|  


END:
  you got five bucks i could borrow?
E|--------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------| 
D|-----------------------------------7--| 
A|-----------------------------------7--| 
E|-----------------------------------5--|