Frozen Foods

I met her last night
I saw her move
She took my eye
I had to prove
That I was cool and she was hot
I'll tell you what she wore but I forgot
I had the guts to walk her way
She didn't move
I didn't stray
I have one chance and this is it
But then I fell right on her left tit

I'm just a kid on a branch
I wish you'd come up and dance
I want a little romance
Could you please give me a chance
I'm probably last on the list
But all I want is this wish to come true
If it's you then I'll be down for that, too

I saw her next week
In frozen foods
I sized her up
She had the goods
I tried to walk by with cool reserve
She probably thinks that I'm a perv
And as I rode by in my squeaky cart
It occured to me the supermart
Is not the best place to get a date
Maybe at the roller-rink is where I'll find my sould mate

I'm just a kid on a branch
I wish you'd come up and dance
I want a little romance
Could you please give me a chance
I'm probably last on the list
But all I want is this wish to come true
If it's you then I'll be down for that, too

It's ok cause Counselor Troy tells me
That my self-esteem is high
He held me close and tried to tell me
That I'm not like the other guys
You're special, I like you
Counselor Troy is like me, too
Maybe that's why I couldn't get the girls I've wanted to

I'm just a kid on a branch
You should come up and dance
I want a little romance
Will you please give me a chance
I'm just a kid on a branch
I wish you'd come up and dance
I want a little romance
Will you please give me a chance
I'm just a kid on a branch
I'm just a kid on a branch
I want a little romance
I want a little romance
I'm probably last on the list
I'm probably last on the list
Come true
If it's you
And I'll be down for that, too