Dodged A Bullet

Baby, you make me cry like Niagara Falls
When you got home from Europe
Tap water, toothbrush, ripped ya shirt up
Phone bill with a number I ain't heard of
You've got a husband and I've got a wife
I can guarantee she's cooler than ya dude is
Thanks for introducing me to little Cupid
You probably spreadin' crazy rumors, I ain't stupid

But I'm so much better off
With who I ended up with
I thank the stars over and over and over and over again
I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet
I dodged a bullet

I like to stroll down memory lane
A little too much, now you did it
Wonder if you ever wanna buy a ticket
Probably sounds like I still wouldn't kick it

But I'm so much better off
With who I ended up with
I thank the stars over and over and over and over again
I dodged a bullet