A F#m7
Her green plastic watering can
E D9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
A D9
In the fake plastic earth
A F#m7
That she bought from a rubber man
E D9
In a town full of rubber plans
A D9
To get rid of itself
[Refrão]
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
A F#m7
She lives with a broken man
E D9
A cracked polystyrene man
A D9
Who just crumbles and burns
A F#m7
He used to do surgery
E D9
For girls in the eighties
A D9
But gravity always wins
[Refrão]
Bm
It wears him out
A
It wears him out
Bm
It wears him out
A
It weeeears
A F#m7
She looks like the real thing
E D9
She tastes like the real thing
A D9
My fake plastic love
A F#m7
But I can't help the feeling
E D9
I could blow through the ceiling
A D9
If I just turn and run
[Refrão]
Bm
It wears me out
A
It wears me out
Bm
It wears me out
A
It wears me out
Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
Bm A Bm A Bm A
All the time, all the time
