AF#m7
Her green plastic watering can
ED9
For her fake chinese rubber plant
AD9
In the fake plastic earth
AF#m7
That she bought from a rubber man
ED9
In a town full of rubber plans
AD9
To get rid of itself
[Refrão]
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
AF#m7
She lives with a broken man
ED9
A cracked polystyrene man
AD9
Who just crumbles and burns
AF#m7
He used to do surgery
ED9
For girls in the eighties
AD9
But gravity always wins
[Refrão]
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
It wears her out
A
It weeeears
AF#m7
She looks like the real thing
ED9
She tastes like the real thing
AD9
My fake plastic love
AF#m7
But I can't help the feeling
ED9
I could blow through the ceiling
AD9
If I just turn and run
[Refrão]
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
It wears her out
A
It wears her out
Bm
And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
BmABmABmA
All the time, all the time