[Intro:] G G The mongrel cat came home Holding half a head Proceeded to show it off To all his new found friends He said "I been where I liked I slept with who I liked She ate me up for breakfast And screwed me in a vice Bm And now I don't know why G Bm I feel so tongue-tied" G I sat in the cupboard Bm And wrote it down in neat They were cheering and waving Cheering and waving Twitching and salivating Like with myxomatosis G But it got edited fucked up Strangled, beaten up Bm Used as a photo in time magazine Buried in a burning black hole in devon G Bm "I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied Em Don't know why I feel so skinned alive." (G Bm) My thoughts are misguided and a little naive I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis You should put me in a home or you should put me down I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis "Now no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars" That wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason It must have got mixed up Strangled, beaten up I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis G Em G Bm Em6 Em "I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied"