Baldi's Basics: The Musical

A mysterious package arrived at my door
Inside, was a game I'd never heard of before
It looked pretty dated, but since it was free
I booted up my ancient hewlett packard pc

I put in the disc, it started to run
Then braced myself for educational fun

Welcome to baldi's basics in educational and learning
All I need is seven notebooks to break out of this game
Trapped inside of baldi's basics and baldi's pretty unnerving
I hear every door you open, I dared not doubt his claim

I found the next notebook on a desk before long
I get more angry each time you answer wrong
The numbers were jumbled, indiscernibly math
I know from the smaking I'd incurred baldi's wrath

Out in the hall, I heard a loud crack
Baldi was there and he was on the atack

Can't escape from baldi's basics, I can't get past it's a bully!
Gonna take a piece of your candy, now I'm as good as dead
Let me out of baldi's basics, for love of all that is holy
Should've lit this game on fire and gone right back to bed

I'm coming, I see you
What the fudge does this thing do?
It closed in fast and cornered me
I'll hug you for eternity

A student named playtime appeared in my way
She pulled out her jump rope and said let's play!
I tried to escape, but baldi burst through the door
So I began skipping rope as I had never before

One, two, oops, you messed up
One, two, oops, you messed up
One, two, three, four
Aw, that makes me sad

I ran like the wind and heard the principal call
As I dashed through the doorway, no running in the halls
His finger was pointed, his expression quite stern
Detention for you he said, when will you learn?

The timer ticked down, the smaking drew near
Two seconds more before baldi'd be here

Out of time in baldi's basics and baldi's one step behind me
Only missing one more notebook, but sweeping time appeared
No way out of baldi's basics and baldi's certain to find me
Can't escape or use the soda and there ain't no notebook here