Kindergarten 2: The Musical

I see you’ve been acquainted
With the terror of our school
You’ll have to deal with penny
If you try to break the rules

Don’t bother lying (she won’t really buy it)
Cause penny can tell (so say farewell, you liar-)
Constantly spying (and oh-so-quiet!)
Better be in your class at the sound of the bell!

Something is up with penny
How’d she find all my contraband?
If you’re busted one time too many
Don’t be fooled by her guise
She’s armed with laser beam eyes!
Beware of penny

I’m killing my twin brother
His inheritance is mine!
But if penny tells her mother
Then my head is on the line

Don’t take her dolly (there’s something inside it!)
Or she’ll be on your case (in any case, you’re dead!)
Don’t let her catch you (you’d better go hide it!)
Give green goo to the hag, or she’ll blow off your face!

Busted again by penny
She’s a radar in a dress
She can metal detect most any
Thing you’ve got up your sleeve
Without a single reprieve!
Oh snap! It’s penny!

I would gladly kill
For some pills
But they’ve still
Been banned by penny

Flinging food’s
Got me screwed
Again
(Penny’s gonna catch ya! Here she comes to get ya!)

Someone tell this tyke
Take a hike!

This is, like
My fourteenth lighter

Found this in the rubbish!
Mommy wants you punished

That’s my precious girl!

Nugget needs these nuggets
To fill his nugget cave!
But if penny catches nugget
They’ll become my nugget grave

Out of the girls’ room (don’t hang out with lily!)
Let’s break monty’s chair (his medicare will fix it!)
She’d look amazing (and slightly silly!)
Wearing some of my gum in her dumb, ugly hair

Better watch out for penny
She’s a breathing body scan
We had better steer clear of penny
Or she’ll ruin our day
In the most lethal of ways
Don’t mess with penny

(Watch out for penny)
(Can't hide from penny)
(Inhuman penny)