Raw Butt Jim

My thumb is stuck in a bottle i need it out of there. my head is getting annoyingly sober and i cant get to the beer.
Ive tried butter, ivy tried grease, but the thumb is really jammed. so next time i do decide to drink, ill drink it out of cans. drink as much as i possible can to loose my speach although still stand, that makes a man.
It would really be a shame to break the bottle and loose the bee.r yeah, now i could use a zip from the bottle extending my hand to stop the tears. this was a big dilemma and waste of such good brand and then i looked down to myself and thought
I can drink with the other hand.