Come To The Usa

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   This is the I.I.A.P.
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The Illegal Immigration Assistance 
Program
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A taxpayer-funded division of Oaknut
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Farsi 4... French 5... Swahili 6...
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 German 7... Italian 8...
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And if you insist on English please 
stand by...

[Verse 1]
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If you are thinkin' about illegal 
immigration
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Be careful when you're choosin' the 
nation
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'Cause breakin' the law in some 
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countries is frowned upon
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Imagine that

[Verse 2]
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Sneak into China and they'll call 
you a spy
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And ship you to Mongolia till you 
die
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And in Sudan they'll hang you and 
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the camel you rode in on

[Verse 3]
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Yeah and don't go a-hikin' and enter
 Iran
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And you might never be heard from 
again
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And in Mexico you might face a 
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firing squad

[Verse 4]
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Yeah and forget all about going to 
North Korea
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That's a great example of a bad idea
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So when it comes down to it
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There's only one option you've got

[Chorus]
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Yeah come to the USA
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There's no penalty to pay
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Should you get caught illegally 
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immigratin'
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Come to the USA
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It will be your lucky day
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'Cause when you get in there's lots
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 of goodies waitin'

[Chorus 2]
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Like Healthcare, Welfare, Free 
Education
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Help with your Voter Registration
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And drivers license and credit cards
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And license plates for your old car

Lots of jobs for you to do
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And employers who'll turn a blind 
eye too
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Come to the USA!

[Bridge]
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No need to worry about the 
Constitution
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We'll help you start a house of 
prostitution
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If that's the kind of work that 
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you wanna do
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You see those gringo infidels are 
crazy
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They'll give citizenship to your new
 baby
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So you see there's really only one 
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choice for you

[Chorus]
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Come to the USA
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There's no penalty to pay
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Should you get caught illegally 
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immigratin'

I said come to the USA
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It will be your lucky day
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'Cause when you get in there's lots
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 of goodies waitin'

[Chorus 2]
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Yeah you get public housing and 
cable TV
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And food stamps and even Government 
cheese
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The borders are a swinging door
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Go home for a visit and come back 
for more
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There's sanctuary and amnesty

[Otro]
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Bring the whole damn family 
eventually
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Yeah come to the USA