Sittin Up With The Dead
Ray Stevens
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A C D D C AA C D D C A [Verse 1]A Well out in the country we didn't have mortuariesD And so it was always customary forA the undertaker to do his jobB7 And lay your kin out right there atE home.A Yeah, the church would loan you folding chairsD And you'd have visitation and everything right thereA But when the nighttime come you'd have to sit up with the deadE Cause it wasn't right to leave themA C D D C A alone. [Verse 2]A Well the last time I sat up was inD '65 when my old arthritic Uncle Fred diedA He was 97, so stooped over theB7 mortician couldn't straighten himE outA They used a loggin' chain to hold him downD Covered that all up with a capeA and gown and didn't tell nobody in the family Cause that's the kind of stuffE folk's just don't want to knowA C D D C A about. [Verse 3]A Well we were all sittin' there, itA C D was three in the morningA And then there came up a cloud,A C D thunder, lightnin' and stormin'A Well that lightnin' flashed, and the thunder clappedD And that chain round old Uncle Fred went snap!E Rattled and fell to the floor with a thumpContinues after the adA And old Uncle Fred just sat right up. (YEOW) [Chorus]A And I ain't sittin' up with theD A dead no more, I don't know 'boutD A youA No, I ain't sittin' up with theE dead no more, no matter what youD E say or doA They say the dead can't hurt you cause they already leftD But what they left can sure make you hurt yourselfA B7 And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no moreE Since the dead started sittin' upA C D D C A too. Lord, have mercy. [Bridge] A C D D c AA C D D C A [Verse 4]A Well when Uncle Fred sat up so did everyone thereD And there came a great partin' in the folding chairsA And that preacher nearly knocked me down, he said,E "Ooh, I'm headin' out that kitchen door."A I hollered, "Rev, that kitchen ain't got no door in it!"D He said, "Don't worry son it will have in a minute!"A And I ain't never seen so muchE A C D jumpin' and shovin' before.D C A [Verse 5]A Then somebody stepped on some old cat's tailD And he let out a scream, a screech, a wailA And to say the least that howlB7 didn't hwlp to calm the situationE downA And then that lightnin' flashed,D and that house went blackA And I spoke to my feet and said, "Boys, make tracks."E And I went through that screen doorA C D D C A lickety split for town. [Verse 6]A Well I cut through the cenetary,A C D fell into a holeA It was Uncle Fred's grave, it wasA C D dark and cold.A Yeah, the town drunk dug it too deepD And unbeknownst to me he's still in there asleep.E And I'm scratchin' and jumpin' tryin' to get out of that hole E N.C. And he woke up amd said, "E ght as well come over here and sit down beside me, boy, N.C. Csuse you ain't gettin' outta here tonight." N.C. But I did. [Chorus]A And I ain't sittin' up with theD A dead no more, I don't know 'boutD A youA No, I ain't sittin' up with theE dead no more, no matter what youD E say or doA They say the dead can't hurt you cause they already leftD But what they left can sure make you hurt yourselfA B7 And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no moreE Since the dead started sittin' upA C D D C A too.