Sittin Up With The Dead

Ray Stevens

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Key:
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A C D D C A [Verse 1]
A Well out in the country we didn't have mortuaries
D And so it was always customary for
A the undertaker to do his job
B7 And lay your kin out right there at
E home.
A Yeah, the church would loan you folding chairs
D And you'd have visitation and everything right there
A But when the nighttime come you'd have to sit up with the dead
E Cause it wasn't right to leave them
A C D D C A alone. [Verse 2]
A Well the last time I sat up was in
D '65 when my old arthritic Uncle Fred died
A He was 97, so stooped over the
B7 mortician couldn't straighten him
E out
A They used a loggin' chain to hold him down
D Covered that all up with a cape
A and gown and didn't tell nobody in the family Cause that's the kind of stuff
E folk's just don't want to know
A C D D C A about. [Verse 3]
A Well we were all sittin' there, it
A C D was three in the morning
A And then there came up a cloud,
A C D thunder, lightnin' and stormin'
A Well that lightnin' flashed, and the thunder clapped
D And that chain round old Uncle Fred went snap!
E Rattled and fell to the floor with a thump
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A And old Uncle Fred just sat right up. (YEOW) [Chorus]
A And I ain't sittin' up with the
D A dead no more, I don't know 'bout
D A you
A No, I ain't sittin' up with the
E dead no more, no matter what you
D E say or do
A They say the dead can't hurt you cause they already left
D But what they left can sure make you hurt yourself
A B7 And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
E Since the dead started sittin' up
A C D D C A too. Lord, have mercy. [Bridge] A C D D c A
A C D D C A [Verse 4]
A Well when Uncle Fred sat up so did everyone there
D And there came a great partin' in the folding chairs
A And that preacher nearly knocked me down, he said,
E "Ooh, I'm headin' out that kitchen door."
A I hollered, "Rev, that kitchen ain't got no door in it!"
D He said, "Don't worry son it will have in a minute!"
A And I ain't never seen so much
E A C D jumpin' and shovin' before.
D C A [Verse 5]
A Then somebody stepped on some old cat's tail
D And he let out a scream, a screech, a wail
A And to say the least that howl
B7 didn't hwlp to calm the situation
E down
A And then that lightnin' flashed,
D and that house went black
A And I spoke to my feet and said, "Boys, make tracks."
E And I went through that screen door
A C D D C A lickety split for town. [Verse 6]
A Well I cut through the cenetary,
A C D fell into a hole
A It was Uncle Fred's grave, it was
A C D dark and cold.
A Yeah, the town drunk dug it too deep
D And unbeknownst to me he's still in there asleep.
E And I'm scratchin' and jumpin' tryin' to get out of that hole E N.C. And he woke up amd said, "E ght as well come over here and sit down beside me, boy, N.C. Csuse you ain't gettin' outta here tonight." N.C. But I did. [Chorus]
A And I ain't sittin' up with the
D A dead no more, I don't know 'bout
D A you
A No, I ain't sittin' up with the
E dead no more, no matter what you
D E say or do
A They say the dead can't hurt you cause they already left
D But what they left can sure make you hurt yourself
A B7 And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
E Since the dead started sittin' up
A C D D C A too.
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Composition: C.W. Kalb, Jr.

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