The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

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[Verse 1]
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Well when I was kid I'd take a trip
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Every summer

Down to Mississippi
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To visit my granny in her ante 
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bellum world
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I'd run barefooted all day long
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Climbing trees free as a song
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One day I happened catch myself a 
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squirrel
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I stuffed him down in an old shoebox
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Punched a couple holes in the top
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and when Sunday came I snuck him 
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into church

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I was sittin way back in the very 
last pew
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Showin him to my good buddy Hugh
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When that squirrel got loose
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And went totally berserk!

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Well what happened next is hard to 
tell

Some thought it was Heaven others 
thought it was Hell

But the fact that something was 
among us

Was plain to see

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As the choir sang "I Surrender All"

The squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's 
coveralls
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Harv leaped to his feet and said
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"Somethin's got a hold on me! YEOW!"


[Chorus]
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The day the squirrel went berserk
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In the First Self-Righteous Church
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In that sleepy little town of 
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Pascagoula
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It was a fight for survival
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That broke out in revival
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They were jumpin pews and shouting
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 Hallelujah!


[Verse 2]
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Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' 
and screamin'
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Some thought he had religion
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Others thought he had a demon
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And Harv thought he had a weed 
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eater loose in his 
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Fruit-Of-The-Looms
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He fell to his knees to plead and 
beg
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And the squirrel ran out of his 
britches leg
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Unobserved, to the other side of 
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the room

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All the way down to the amen pew
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Where sat Sister Bertha 
better-than-you
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Who'd been watchin' all the 
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commotion with sadistic glee
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should've seen that look in her eyes
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When that squirrel jumped her 
garters and crossed her thighs
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She jumped to her feet and said 
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"Lord have mercy on me"
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As the squirrel made laps inside her
 dress

She began to cry and then to confess
 to sins that would make a sailor 
blush with shame

She told of gossip and church 
dissension but the thing that got 
the most attention
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Was when she talked about her love 
life
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And then she started naming names!


[Chorus]
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The day the squirrel went berserk
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In the First Self-Righteous Church
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In that sleepy little town of 
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Pascagoula
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It was a fight for survival
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That broke out in revival
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They were jumpin pews and shouting
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 Hallelujah!


[Verse 3]
Well seven deacons and then the 
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pastor got saved

And 25,000 dollars got raised
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And 50 volunteered for missions 
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in the Congo on the spot
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And even without an invitation
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There were at least 500 
rededications
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And we all got re-baptized whether
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 we needed it or not

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Now you've heard the Bible stories I
 guess
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Of how He parted the waters for 
Moses to pass
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All the miracles God has brought to
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 this ol' world
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But the one I'll remember to my 
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dyin day
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Is how he put that church back on 
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the narrow way
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With a half-crazed Mississippi 
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squirrel


[Chorus]
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The day the squirrel went berserk
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In the First Self-Righteous Church
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In that sleepy little town of 
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Pascagoula
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It was a fight for survival
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That broke out in revival
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They were jumpin pews and shouting
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 Hallelujah! (2x)