Drunk As A Skunk

E|-------------| 
B|-------------| 
G|-------------| 
D|-------------| 
A|--2-0--------| 
E|------3-0----| 


[Verse 1]
E
I like to drink, and I like to 
unwind
E
I like to drink with my friends and 
have a good time
E
I'm on an alcohol only diet, I can 
drink beer faster then you can buy 
it


[lick]
 (this one is probably wrong, but it
 sounds close enough to me. If you 
have suggestions on how to improve 
it,
 please let me know)
E|-0----0---------------| 
B|---3b-----3-0---------| 
G|--------4-----3-2-0---| 
D|----------------------| 
A|----------------------| 
E|----------------------| 

E
All my girlfriends keep walking out 
on me
E
Cause every time I take them out 
it's to the ABC
E
I ain't never held a job for more 
then a month
E
I don't call in sick, I call in 
drunk

E
There's nothing like drinking a beer
 while you're pissing
E
If you've never been drunk you don't
 know what you're missing
E
I like gagging and heaving and 
throwing up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't 
give a fuck


[Chorus]
Continúa después del anuncio
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers and a shot
 or two
A
I'm about tore up from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't 
give a fuck


[Verse 2]
E
I like slurring my words when I talk
E
I like it when people have to help 
me walk
E
I like to get drunk and I like to 
get loud
E
Look here motherfucker, I'm drunk 
and I'm proud

E
I like to get drunk and embarrass 
myself
E
I like to get drunk and be obnoxious
 as hell
E
I like getting drunk in public, and 
getting locked up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk, and I don't 
give a fuck


[Chorus]
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers or a shot 
or two
A
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't 
give a fuck


[Break]
Drunk


[Verse 3]
E
Well I woke up this morning and I 
drank all day
E
I got a drinkin' problem and I like 
it that way
E
I'm so damn drunk that I can't see
E
I'm just about as fucked up as 
fucked up can be
E
My doctor tells me I need to quit
E
I got a liver like a river but I 
don't give a shit
E
It'll kill me one day, but I don't 
give a fuck
E
Cuz when I die I'm going to be happy
 and drunk


[Chorus]
A
I don't care what I say or do
E
When I've had a few beers or a shot 
or two
A
I'm about tore up, from the floor up
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't 
give a fuck
E
I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't 
give a fuck