Every Single One

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I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
           A                                        E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
           A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
                           F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
   A              E                        A
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends

[Verse 1]
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First I'm gonna fuck Florence - 'Cause she's such a fucking flirt
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Then second comes Shirley - 'Cause she likes taking of her shirt
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And then I'm gonna fuck Beth - 'Cause she's got bad breath
                            F#m
And a little more nut won't hurt
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And then I'm gonna fuck Faith Ford - 'Cause I ain't never fucked in a church

[Verse 2]
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I'm gonna fuck Heather - Just 'cause she's so fucking hot
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And then I'm gonna fuck Liz - 'Cause she likes jizz a lot
             A
And then I'm gonna fuck Rose - Be-lowing her nose
                                            F#m
'Cause she's so dumb she'll think it's just snot
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Then I'm gonna fuck Tina - Just because she's got such a big fat twat

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[Chorus]
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Yeah and I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
           A                                        E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
           A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
                           F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
   A              E                        A         [Break]
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends

[Verse 3]
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I'm gonna fuck Tanja - Just 'cause she likes being on top
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And once Stacey gets started - She stays on and don't wanna stop
             A
And then I'm gonna bust Marys hairy fucking cherry
                               F#m
'Cause she's got a muff like a mop
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And then I'm gonna fuck pretty Peggy Sue 'cause I even got permission from her pop

[Chorus]
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Yeah and I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
           A                                        E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
           A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
                           F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
   A              E                        A
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends

[Verse 4]
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I'm gonna fuck Ruby - 'Cause she's got the biggest boobies I've ever seen
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And then I'm gonna fuck Shelly - 'Cause her shit's shaven clean
                        A
And then I'm gonna fuck Caroline - 'Cause she don't mind
                                   F#m
And from behind if you know what I mean
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And I'm gonna fuck Jill - 'Cause she's on the pill and she'll fuck anything

[Chrous]
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Yeeah, I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
           A                                        E
And once I fuck 'em all once I'm gonna fuck 'em all again
           A
'Cause you just finished fucking around on me
                           F#m
And now I'm gonna get my revenge
   A              E                        A       F#m
So I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends

[Other]
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Then I believe I might just blister - Go to your sisters
      A                                           A                           F#m
And I might as well mount your mamma too - When I get finished fucking all of them
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'Cause I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends
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Yeah, I'm gonna fuck every single one of your friends