How Did You Get So Ugly

     G
Well me and my buddies went drinking
 last night
     C                  G
at a bar right down the road
       G
well I met a sweet thing and I 
talked a mean game
        A                       
And she told me I could take her 
 D
home
            G
She was the best looking thing that 
ever seen
                          C
But I dont know what went wrong
      G                Em
cause I brought home a barbie doll
    C       D            G
but woke up next to king kong


[Chorus]

           G
And I said how did you get so ugly 
bitch?
    C                     G
You look like a bull dogs crack
         G
you look like somebody set your face
 on fire
         A                  D
And than put it out with an axe
    G                              
You must have made an ugly face and
 Em
 it got stuck
         G                         
and then rolled of the back of the 
Em
ugly truck
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    G                         Em
You must have fell out of the ugly 
tree
    C                      A
and broke every branch you hit
           G                   Em
How in the hell did you get so ugly 
bitch
          C         D         G
Cause you sure look just like shit


[Verse 2]

     G
Well all I could say was get away
            C                      
what in the hell was I supposed to 
G
do?
       G
I said look you gotta go cause 
cain't nobody know
      A                          D
I had grizzly looking bitch like you
   G
So take my advice she might be a 
nice
                               C
looking hot cooking honky tonk queen
        G                    Em
But you better pick her up before 
you get drunk
         G                       
cause if you're fucked up you're 
Em
gonna wake up
       C              D     G
in the morning with a wolverine


[Chorus 2]

               G
And you'll say how did you get so 
ugly bitch?
    C                     G
You look like a bull dogs crack
         G
you look like somebody set your face
 on fire
         A                  D
And than put it out with an axe
     G                    Em
Do I think you're pretty?   fuck 
nope
       G                       Em
You're ugly as hunk of fucking home 
made soap
        G
Looking like a crocadille with your 
trash pile smile
         C                      A
and your wooly booger hairy arm pits
           G                   Em
How in the hell did you get so ugly 
bitch?
       G                      Em
From a beauty to a beast in a flick 
of a switch
     G                      Em
I'll bet you were born in a banjo 
ditch
     G                  Em
Yeah how did you get so ugly bitch?
          C         D         G
Cause you sure look just like shit