Id Rather

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I'd rather get dipped in shit
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I'd rather get hit by a truck than get with you
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I'd rather sleep on a set of shat on sheets
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I'd rather sleep in the middle of the street than sleep with you


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I'd rather stick my cock and balls in a crocadilles mouth
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I'd rather get cought jerking of at grandma's house
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These are just a few of the things I'd rather do
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Than spend another minute with you

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I'd rather eat a big old bar soap and choke
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I'd rather shit in the woods and wipe my ass with poison oak
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I can think of a thousand shitty things I'd rather do
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I'd rather be in hell than be with you