Wiggles And Ritalin

(C)                            
Let's put on the Wiggles & pop a 
                  F
couple Ritalin
   C                            
Don't blame Mama or tell her how 
            G
lazy she's been
              C                    
It's been prescribed by a doctor 
                              F
and the doctor said it ain't no sin
   C                          G   
So let's put on the Wiggles & pop 
                  C
a couple Ritalin

[Verse]
C                                 
Let's put on MacGyver & pop a 
              F
couple Xanax bars
        C                          
I don't need no college counselor 
                      G
to tell me how lucky I are
          C                      
I lay the blame on the clinic and 
                      F
man it's got me this far
      C                       G   
Yeah, let's put on MacGyver & pop 
                    C
a couple Xanax bars

[Chorus]
G
  If only Dad would have spanked me 
instead
   F                        C
Of dopin' me up and messing with my 
head
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  Em
I might have turned out to be a 
regular guy
         F                     G
But it's all that I know and I gotta
 get high

[Verse]
   C                               
So let's put on some Soul Train and
                        F
 snort a little cocaine
               C                   
I'll chop some lines maybe one at a
                            G
 time till we're feeling no pain
             C                     
I'll bite my tongue till it's numb 
and I'll talk till I drive you 
F
insane
      C                            
Yeah, let's put on some Soul Train 
    G                      C
and snort a little cocaine

[Break]
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[Chorus]
G
  If only Dad would have spanked me 
instead
   F                        C
Of dopin' me up and messing with my 
head
  Em
I might have turned out to be a 
regular guy
         F                     G
But it's all that I know and I gotta
 get high

[Verse]
   C                             
So let's put on some Scooby Doo & 
                             F
roll a couple doobie doos
          C                      
I've been high since I was just a 
                            G
little guy in my Underoos
       C                           
I sit around on my ass smokin' 
                          F
grass and watchin' classic cartoons
      C                            
Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo 
  G                          C
& roll a couple doobie doos

      C                            
Yeah, let's put on some Scooby Doo 
  G
& smoke a couple doobie doos