Scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs
Yeah motherfucker, yeah eat a dick
Scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs
This fucking game, it makes me sick

I dunno how I'll ever please you
I don't know how to fucking please you
So I just scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs
If I could fly, I'd be a bird

Scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs
This game controls like a bag of turds
I'm scooting 'til I'm fucking pregnant
I'm scooting 'til the piss runs down my thigh

So I just scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs)
Scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs)
Scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs)
Scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs)